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SCP-011

SCP-011

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SCP-011 “Granite Watchman” Hoodie

Even stone gets tired of being disrespected.

This design is inspired by SCP-011, a Civil War memorial statue that refuses to remain passive. Carved from local granite and frozen in the posture of a young soldier, SCP-011 stands eternally on guard—until birds make the mistake of landing on it.

The illustration captures the statue mid-action: granite muscles grinding into motion, musket raised toward the sky as stone smoke erupts from the barrel. The setting remains calm and historical, which only heightens the absurdity and unease of a monument that can—and will—return fire.

Rendered in a classic etched style reminiscent of old memorial illustrations, the design balances dark humor with SCP’s signature unease. SCP-011 isn’t malicious. It’s offended. And it will respond accordingly.

This hoodie is for fans of anomalous objects, dry SCP humor, and the idea that even history can snap.

Product: Jerzees 996 Adult 8 oz. NuBlend Fleece Pullover Hood

  • 8 oz.,

  • Oxford is 49% cotton; 51% polyester

  • Made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton

  • Double-needle coverseaming on neck, armholes and waistband

  • Seamless body with set-in sleeves

  • Anti-pill fabric for long lasting wear

  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband

  • Concealed seam on cuffs

  • Pouch pocket; double-ply hood with grommets and matching drawcord

  • Color-matched drawstring

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