SCP-050 To The Cleverest

SCP-050 Hoodie — “To The Cleverest”

This hoodie features an original gothic etching-style illustration inspired by SCP-050, an anomalous ivory statue depicting a monkey calmly reading a book. Small in stature yet unsettling in implication, SCP-050 is known for its paradoxical behavior: maintaining immaculate order while quietly laying dangerous traps for its owner.

Rendered in stark black-and-white line art, the design captures the statue’s eerie stillness and unsettling intelligence. Subtle environmental details hint at its anomalous activity — precision, cleanliness, and quiet menace — without relying on text or overt symbolism. The illustration mirrors the SCP’s defining contradiction: helpfulness paired with hostility, intellect paired with malice.

Printed on a premium hoodie, this piece is designed for fans who appreciate understated horror, dark intelligence, and the quiet unease that defines many of the Foundation’s most memorable anomalies.

Product: Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

• 8.4 oz.,

• 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly

• Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric

• Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood

• Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam

• 3/8-inch flat drawcords

• Dropped shoulder

• 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band

• Tubular body

• Classic fit

• Tearaway label

• Select colors up to 5XL

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