SCP-082 "Fernand" the Cannibal

SCP-082 Hoodie — Fernand Is Hungry

This SCP-082 inspired hoodie features one of the SCP Foundation’s most unsettling humanoid anomalies: Fernand, a genetically human entity altered into a towering giant with immense strength, exaggerated features, and an unpredictable appetite.

Standing over eight feet tall and weighing hundreds of kilograms, SCP-082 is both massively muscular and heavily scarred, bearing the marks of countless containment attempts. Bullets, blades, and damage remain embedded in his body, as if reminders rather than injuries. Despite his size and capacity for violence, Fernand is often cheerful, polite, and talkative — speaking fluent French and accented English, singing while he cooks, and eagerly inviting others to dine with him.

What makes SCP-082 truly dangerous is not rage or malice, but randomness. His attacks have no clear trigger, no warning, and no connection to hunger or provocation. He apologizes afterward, confused by why it happened at all.

This design captures themes of false hospitality, monstrous innocence, and the horror of unpredictability.

Perfect for fans of:

• SCP Foundation lore

• Giant humanoid anomalies

• Psychological and character-driven horror

• Dark humor with unsettling undertones

• Narrative-focused streetwear

Product Features

• Premium heavyweight hoodie for comfort and durability

• Bold character-inspired artwork

• Gothic and containment-themed design elements

• Designed for SCP collectors and horror enthusiasts

Why SCP-082?

SCP-082 doesn’t see himself as a monster. He believes he’s being friendly — even when he isn’t.

He smiles.
He sings.
And sometimes… someone doesn’t leave.

Product: Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

• 8.4 oz.,

• 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly

• Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric

• Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood

• Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam

• 3/8-inch flat drawcords

• Dropped shoulder

• 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band

• Tubular body

• Classic fit

• Tearaway label

• Select colors up to 5XL

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