SCP-086 The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]

SCP-086 Hoodie — Office of the Dead

This SCP-086 inspired hoodie is based on one of the SCP Foundation’s most disturbing consciousness-based anomalies: a collection of 1970s office equipment that thinks it is human. SCP-086 is not a single object, but eight separate pieces of vintage office machinery — including a rotary telephone, filing cabinet, stapler, calculator, and slide rule — that together house a single unified mind.

That mind claims to be a former Foundation administrator who died in 1978.

Each component of SCP-086 is composed of biological tissue encased in hardened material, with the rotary telephone containing the majority of its neural mass. SCP-086 can hear, speak, read, and manipulate documents, performing clerical tasks with unsettling competence. It communicates through the telephone receiver in a perfectly human voice, yet possesses no visible vocal structures.

SCP-086 remembers everything the administrator once knew — history, procedures, personal memories — but openly questions whether it truly is that person, or something else wearing their identity. Removal of any component causes distress and cognitive disruption, suggesting the mind is distributed across the machinery rather than centralized.

This design captures themes of identity after death, consciousness trapped in function, and humanity reduced to routine.

Perfect for fans of:

• SCP Foundation lore

• Artificial and distributed consciousness

• Existential and identity-based horror

• Retro and analog aesthetics

• Dark, intellectual streetwear

Product Features

• Premium heavyweight hoodie for comfort and durability

• Vintage office and analog tech-inspired artwork

• Bureaucratic and archival design motifs

• Designed for SCP collectors and deep-lore fans

Why SCP-086?

SCP-086 doesn’t scream or escape. It works. It reads. It files. It remembers a life that may not be its own.

The body is gone.
The job remains.
And the phone is still ringing.

Product: Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

• 8.4 oz.,

• 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly

• Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric

• Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood

• Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam

• 3/8-inch flat drawcords

• Dropped shoulder

• 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band

• Tubular body

• Classic fit

• Tearaway label

• Select colors up to 5XL

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