SCP-092 "The Best of The 5th Dimension"

SCP-092 Hoodie — Wow, That Was Real Cool

This SCP-092 inspired hoodie is based on one of the SCP Foundation’s strangest auditory anomalies: a massive collection of identical-looking audio CDs that each produce a different reality-altering experience. Every disc is labeled “The Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute BEST of The 5th Dimension!!!!!” — and none of them behave the same way.

When played, an instance of SCP-092 traps all listeners within hearing range for exactly 74 minutes. The audio cannot be stopped, the player cannot be shut off, and no one can leave until the disc finishes. Once the experience ends, all surviving listeners — regardless of language, age, or physical condition — speak the same phrase in perfect unison:

“Wow, that was real cool.”

The effects of each disc vary wildly, but they are always tied to themes of repetition, performance, and distortion. Though the CDs appear harmless, their content extends far beyond what the outdated format should be capable of storing.

This design captures themes of forced participation, media control, and entertainment as containment.

Perfect for fans of:

• SCP Foundation lore

• Auditory and memetic anomalies

• Retro media and analog horror

• Absurdist and uncanny SCPs

• Statement streetwear with dark humor

Product Features

• Premium heavyweight hoodie for comfort and durability

• Retro audio and CD-inspired artwork

• Glitch, soundwave, and repetition motifs

• Designed for SCP collectors and anomaly fans

Why SCP-092?

SCP-092 turns entertainment into obligation. Once it starts, you don’t get a choice — you just listen.

Seventy-four minutes.
One shared response.
And somehow… it was real cool.

Product: Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

• 8.4 oz.,

• 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly

• Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric

• Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood

• Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam

• 3/8-inch flat drawcords

• Dropped shoulder

• 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band

• Tubular body

• Classic fit

• Tearaway label

• Select colors up to 5XL

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