SCP-095 Ray-Gun

SCP-095 Hoodie — Future Funnies

This SCP-095 inspired hoodie is based on one of the SCP Foundation’s most unsettling anomalous media artifacts: a set of damaged black-and-white comic books that should not exist. Printed in 1932 by a publisher and town with no historical record, SCP-095 appears mundane in material — cheap pulp paper, faded ink, missing covers — yet its contents defy time and probability.

The comics depict a pulp science fiction story set decades in the future, portraying events, imagery, and a protagonist bearing an unmistakable resemblance to a real-world political figure long before that figure rose to prominence. The stories frame this future as speculative fantasy, yet their accuracy becomes increasingly difficult to dismiss.

Despite extensive investigation, no evidence of the publisher, printing location, or creators has ever been found. The material itself shows no anomalous properties beyond its impossible foresight and origin.

This design captures themes of retro futurism, forbidden media, and the horror of prediction masquerading as fiction.

Perfect for fans of:

• SCP Foundation lore

• Anomalous books and media

• Retro sci-fi and pulp aesthetics

• Time-displacement concepts

• Subtle, narrative-driven streetwear

Product Features

• Premium heavyweight hoodie for comfort and durability

• Vintage comic and pulp-inspired artwork

• Distressed print aesthetic for authenticity

• Designed for SCP collectors and anomaly fans

Why SCP-095?

SCP-095 doesn’t rewrite history — it prints it early. What was meant to be fiction arrives decades too soon, asking a question no one can answer.

Who was it written for?
When was it really made?
And what else did it get right?

Product: Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

• 8.4 oz.,

• 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly

• Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric

• Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood

• Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam

• 3/8-inch flat drawcords

• Dropped shoulder

• 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band

• Tubular body

• Classic fit

• Tearaway label

• Select colors up to 5XL

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