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SCP-025 “The Wardrobe” Hoodie

Try it on.
You won’t notice the flaw until it matters.

This design is inspired by SCP-025, a battered wooden wardrobe filled with clothing from nearly a century of fashion—every piece worn, torn, moth-eaten, and dangerous. Any item taken from the wardrobe guarantees injury or death within 24 hours, always in a way that perfectly matches the garment’s imperfections.

The artwork depicts the wardrobe standing open in a dim room, its doors warped with age. Inside hang mismatched clothes from different decades, all visibly damaged. Loose threads, missing buttons, and torn fabric are exaggerated just enough to feel intentional—as if each flaw is already deciding someone’s fate.

Rendered in a vintage, archival etching style, the design leans into inevitable consequence and mundane horror. SCP-025 doesn’t curse at random. It tailors outcomes with precision, turning minor defects into fatal coincidences.

This hoodie is for fans of SCP artifacts where the danger isn’t obvious, dramatic, or avoidable—just patiently waiting for someone to make a normal decision.

Product: Jerzees 996 Adult 8 oz. NuBlend Fleece Pullover Hood

  • 8 oz.,

  • Oxford is 49% cotton; 51% polyester

  • Made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton

  • Double-needle coverseaming on neck, armholes and waistband

  • Seamless body with set-in sleeves

  • Anti-pill fabric for long lasting wear

  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband

  • Concealed seam on cuffs

  • Pouch pocket; double-ply hood with grommets and matching drawcord

  • Color-matched drawstring

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