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SCP-063 "The World's Best TothBrush"

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SCP-063 Hoodie — The World’s Best TothBrush

This SCP-063 inspired hoodie highlights one of the SCP Foundation’s most deceptively simple anomalies: a pale blue toothbrush capable of erasing matter from existence. Labeled “The World’s Best TothBrush” — misspelling included — SCP-063 appears ordinary in every way until it is used.

The bristles of SCP-063 don’t cut, crush, or burn. Instead, they completely expunge dead or inorganic matter, leaving no trace behind. Stone, metal, bone — all vanish instantly upon contact. Despite its impossible effects, SCP-063 is composed entirely of common plastic, and laboratory testing has revealed no anomalous materials whatsoever.

Even more unsettling is how mundane the experience feels. Subjects who have used SCP-063 consistently report only one thing:
their teeth felt exceptionally clean afterward.

This design plays on casual annihilation, dark humor, and the SCP Foundation’s talent for turning everyday objects into existential threats.

Perfect for fans of:

  • SCP Foundation lore

  • Absurdist and dark humor horror

  • Reality-erasing anomalies

  • Minimalist object-based SCPs

  • Subtle, unsettling streetwear

Product Features

  • Premium heavyweight hoodie for comfort and durability

  • Clean, minimal artwork inspired by SCP-063

  • Dark humor / anomalous object aesthetic

  • Designed for SCP fans and collectors

Why SCP-063?

SCP-063 is terrifying not because it looks dangerous — but because it doesn’t. It’s proof that total annihilation can come from the most harmless-looking tools.

It’s just a toothbrush.
It’s completely normal.
And it deletes reality.

Product: Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

  • 8.4 oz.,

  • 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly

  • Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric

  • Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood

  • Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam

  • 3/8-inch flat drawcords

  • Dropped shoulder

  • 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band

  • Tubular body

  • Classic fit

  • Tearaway label

  • Select colors up to 5XL

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